Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
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I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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