Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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