nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
The struggles of a small town man whore
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
