I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
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He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
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Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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