Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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