porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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