so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
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so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
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I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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