I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I'm jealous of your bromance
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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