she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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