Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
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No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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