make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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