i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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