Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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