But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
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I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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