so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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