Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
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i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
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You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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