:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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