I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Randomize
