Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
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last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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