I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
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just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
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Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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