Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Did I show you my penis last night?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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