At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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