is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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