i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
FUCK WHALES
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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