I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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