Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
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We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
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I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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