Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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