he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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