No awkward lesbian experiences without me
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
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