...so i touched it.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Randomize
