do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
You need a sexual gate keeper
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Randomize
