are you so shy because you have an std?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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