I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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