honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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