ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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