Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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