I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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