Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
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You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
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we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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