so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
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I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
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"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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