Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
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He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
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If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
You ate ashes out of my bong
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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