you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
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Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
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I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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