Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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