Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
The struggles of a small town man whore
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
