'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I deserve to be covered in dicks
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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