yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
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Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
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I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
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I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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