alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
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New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
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Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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