Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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