I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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