PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
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just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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