Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
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I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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