dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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