wrigley field is MILF paradise
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
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She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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