i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
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