no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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