in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
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you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
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And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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