I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she peed on how many people?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Sorry about my life...
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize