i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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