She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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